The eBay seller and Guinea pig enthusiast mightysOx has listed his late Guinea pig’s fashionable chainmail for sale at $5.00 and it is already bid up to $1,325!
The Guinea pig chainmail ensemble comes with the full body suit and helmet and will be officially sold this Friday, the 21st at 6:12p.m.
The description reads “Is your pet guinea pig tired of wandering around the house unarmored and vulnerable? Do they get picked on by other guinea pigs? Has your guinea pig ever wanted to go with you to a Renaissance Faire but had nothing to wear?
Fear not! A solution is here!
This hand-made scale-mail and tiny steel helmet will keep you guinea pig protected and secure in all situations. The scale-mail is made from polished steel scales and steel rings. It was painstakingly “woven” by me over several weeks in an effort to better prepare my guinea pig Lucky for the dangers of the modern world. The helmet was purchased at a Renaissance Faire later as it was the perfect finishing touch.”
100% of the payment for this Guinea pig suit will be donated to the Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue, which is best known for its many exploits saving Guinea pigs and ruining fetish parties in gerbil-banning states.
Bid on the suit here!
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